Death, taxes and stewards at every football game I go to being shocked that me as a 21 year old is above the age of 18

i miss him

You could be the most anti trans person in the world, and you would have to admit "In your town, confusing your stewards" is very, very funny.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Oscar (Bob)b

Rest him for the whole of the season as a precaution x

#vibeswitch we’re doing the double with a possible cheeky Carabao cup aswell

#considering

This is Rodri at Stamford bridge 23/24

I feel absolutely fantastic

Just pulled into a petrol station and Rodri is at the pump next to me

Thinking of getting a tech fleece

this was the funniest thing to come out of last season

For the money I don’t think you’ll find a better gig in the world