FERDINAND: i fear i may have experimented too drastically with the sea salt in my egg wash— DOROTHEA: cool. next time make cheesy garlic sticks

EDELGARD: I...am interested in these "sticks" as well.

bro MOVVVEEEE

CARDINAL RETURNING FROM CONCLAVE: sister its so good to see you again. its been so long FUJO NUN: how was it…

i’m always saying this

was looking into some colourful mixable water-activated eyeliners but felt resistance at the price and dove deeper. and now i find myself at a canadian clowning supplies website with a palette in my cart

Saw that the beginning was in the ice and that’s all I needed to see. Turned the trailer off immediately. I trust you GDT

man all these years and his voice lines still have the juice. like wdym you’re going into the final battle anticipating having to tell your brother you failed when you meet him in hell. and you’re winking

They're literally doing the meme

i really do like my current day job but i miss making video game. does anyone need someone to come in like 2-3 days a week to make some video game and also to not be very good at drawing. like low hours low skill but also down for... low pay?? this could be yours. and more

WYMAN: you cheated on me with a 40 year old who lives on a houseboat? EMILY KALDWIN: she's 39.

the sequel to evan slim: Evan Abstract

one-star yelp review of wedding venue incoming

now this was Posting

my animal