Uzodinma Okehi (@whoisbokoye) 's Twitter Profile
Uzodinma Okehi

@whoisbokoye

Number 10-shirt, your Afrobeat black president, circa 1994. House of Hunger, available now: bokoye.com

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Still on the outside! Still a perpetually broke literary hustler! Here’s my cash in-hand from Harlem book fest . . . For reference, only about $300 dollars with a lot of singles and fives in there. I’m posting a picture of the actual bills as a “thirst trap”

Still on the outside! 
Still a perpetually broke literary hustler!
Here’s my cash in-hand from Harlem book fest . . . For reference, only about $300 dollars with a lot of singles and fives in there. I’m posting a picture of the actual bills as a “thirst trap”
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Snapshot. A sample of my experiences, and a look at who I’m actually selling to. Because this is how I gotta sell books, one by one. Roughly 500 copies and counting . . . You tell me. What is “indie lit? How many books do I have to sell to find out?

Snapshot. A sample of my experiences, and a look at who I’m actually selling to. Because this is how I gotta sell books, one by one. Roughly 500 copies and counting . . .
You tell me. What is “indie lit?
How many books do I have to sell to find out?
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Nigerian girl. She challenged me to say my own name, but with the Igbo accent . . . I couldn’t, of course, (I’m from Georgia), so I sold her my book for a quarter. She said she was gonna DM me with her review, so stay tuned.

Nigerian girl. 
She challenged me to say my own name, but with the Igbo accent . . . I couldn’t, of course, (I’m from Georgia), so I sold her my book for a quarter. She said she was gonna DM me with her review, so stay tuned.
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Investigators found over 1000 bottles of baby oil and various lubricants. Pink cocaine. 3 AR-15 guns. And not a single condom. Laughing . . . Yo, this guy Diddy.

Investigators found over 1000 bottles of baby oil and various lubricants. Pink cocaine. 3 AR-15 guns. 
And not a single condom.
Laughing . . .
Yo, this guy Diddy.
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Mother of two . . . Bought 2 copies of the book to send to her two sons, a computer programmer and an Air Force corpsman. Recommended that if my son had to take an armed forces scholarship to play D1 ball, the Air Force would be easiest by far.

Mother of two . . .
Bought 2 copies of the book to send to her two sons, a computer programmer and an Air Force corpsman.
Recommended that if my son had to take an armed forces scholarship to play D1 ball, the Air Force would be easiest by far.
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Lawyer named Brian . . . Initially gave me $20 off the bounce, “to support”, said to give books to 2 other people, on him. Came back a few minutes later saying he’d actually take a copy. “Did you say Hong Kong? Ok, fuck it, that sounds kinda interesting.”

Lawyer named Brian . . . 
Initially gave me $20 off the bounce, “to support”, said to give books to 2 other people, on him. Came back a few minutes later saying he’d actually take a copy. “Did you say Hong Kong? Ok, fuck it, that sounds kinda interesting.”
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Why does the money matter?  Don’t know, just an instinct. For years I was so desperate for people to read my work, was handing out zines on the subway for free . . . I'd come back and see a my shit stepped on and scattered across the floor. Point taken.  Gotta do this for real.

Why does the money matter? 
Don’t know, just an instinct.
For years I was so desperate for people to read my work, was handing out zines on the subway for free . . . I'd come back and see a my shit stepped on and scattered across the floor. 
Point taken. 
Gotta do this for real.
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Got this up over my drawing table. “No epitaph” Agree . . . I’m not doing this pretending like people are gonna remember me.

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Guy basically cons me out of a book. My fault, was on a roll, I call him over to give him my spiel. Starts hacking and coughing, little glob of yellow spit on his shoulder . . . -after a few minutes I’m happy to give him a free book to send him on his way. (Godspeed, brother.)

Guy basically cons me out of a book. 
My fault, was on a roll, I call him over to give him my spiel. Starts hacking and coughing, little glob of yellow spit on his shoulder . . .
-after a few minutes I’m happy to give him a free book to send him on his way. (Godspeed, brother.)