You’re welcome lol

Backstag at Ainttree an hasd so many free sHots of Neigermeistr feel so drunnk #GrandNational

My favourite footballer is Mane

The Queen goes missing for six months but can’t resist coming out to see me and my mates neigh at wasps. Still got it.

I wasn’t in good shape here, but I love this picture of us. Just twenty minutes later, Prince Andrew saw me defecate into Jeffery Epstein’s luggage. Have a great weekend, Liz. Miss you.

I’ve been to Gemma’s house and there aren’t 12 horses. Three of them are goats #LoveIsland

I resign too

I am in 10 Downing Street and I’ve just shat on the floor

Unicorns are always horny on mane

I’m horse

The end is neigh

Ronaldo leaving by mutual agreement reminds me of the time a cow left the farm by mootual agreement lol an udder farce lmao

I like Neighmar

I’m not sure the last sentence is good advice

A protester just gave me a sugar lump

Lol I was so tipsy

I had 12 Jägerbombs and a bag of hay before we went out so what

Don’t worry if you didn’t get the A-Level results you were hoping for today. I got a C and two Us and now I’m a horse.

I dated her back in the 90s. Such a gorgeous mane rip

I fancy that horse!