After Elon Musk bankrupts this hellsite, I’ll be looking forward to his army of alt-right trolls complaining about how the Threads app is using the microphone to secretly listen to their coup plots, IRL racism, Krispy Kreme orders, and GED prep.

If you’re in Broad Ripple this weekend, check out my son’s band. Money back guarantee. (Also, no cover.) instagram.com/p/CuXyV1wR0TS/…

Elon Musk Sues Mark Zuckerberg For Being Better At Profiting Off Someone Else’s Idea bit.ly/44gdRaf

Rewatched S2E6 (the Christmas episode) of The Bear tonight. Nearly perfect TV. That’s one of the three best episodes of any show this year — no doubt. (Connor’s Wedding on Succession and the Nick Offerman Last of Us episode are the only two that are close).

Hopefully just a sprain

No rakes in bunkers

I wonder if Rep. Jim Jordan is going to spend the weekend working to get votes or if he'll just try to figure out a way to not count the ones that aren't for him.

Remember in the olden times when people said this guy was the worst case scenario for America?

There's a zero percent chance that "coalesce" was a word Lauren Boebert learned as part of her GED prep.

Also, Tommy Devito’s mom makes great late-night meals. youtu.be/Q0_DcZ1J1m0?si…

I don't care if Penix was in the same high school class as Trevor Lawrence. I'm still cheering for him.

Interesting idea...using the old "if you don't like what you see, we have a Fabrique Nationale 5-7 we could introduce you to" negotiation technique.

Happy birthday to Eric Clapton. Of course, the measurement of time is just a construct of eggheads and science nerds, and Slowhand doesn’t believe in anything they say. So, he’s probably unaware of today’s significance.

Little known tidbit: Kemp also impregnated two women during this sequence.

Next up on the schedule, JD Vance will be addressing the National Association of Millennial Ovarian Cancer Survivors and telling them what they could have done differently.

BRING BACK JEFF SATURDAY!!!!!

"Addicts don't keep promises."

But sure...let him coach the rest of the year.

It's hilarious that Rebecca recorded her husband last night during the game.

Ketamine For Cutie