ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ' i was raised by two fathers . . you humans are so stupid to think that's some sort of sin . . ' ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ' you've got JoJos birthmark , explain yourself . . vampire. ' ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ' and those are ? ' ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ' warriors of another world , i'd never be able to live with myself if i never get to fight such a foe. ' ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✨ pose ✨ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ' you humans are victims of your own societal hypocrisy , holding your own kind to morals that you yourself fail to reach . . ' ' you've needlessly complicated an otherwise simple existence. creating your own suffering . . ' ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ' who is this . . . April Fool ?? ' ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ' is it not human ? or it is some worthless zombie or vampire ? ' ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ' this fool is quite the mystery . . ' ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ' i welcome any warrior brave enough to challenge me , just understand . . defeat is death. ' ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ' i've accomplished April Fools , by dropping the very same rock that crushed Caesar on the home where JoJo currently resides. ' ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ' i've caused you serious mental pain , you've been pranked JoJo. this April Fools is quite the fun tradition you've humans created. ' ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ' i've made a promise to Lord Kars to not dispose of his pet. but any underhanded tactics will be met with an equally destructive consequence. he will beg me to kill him . . ' ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

☆: ive caused irreversible damage to my career

☆: i can't b r e a t h e

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ' come to think of it , we didn't even name Santana . . correct ? ' ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

☆: tbh the SBR verse main jojo stands are kinda busted compared to their main universe counterparts

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ' hmph . . ' ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ