he sensed homotron3000 behind him

Therapist: Orianna Grande doesn't exist she can't hurt you
Orianna Grande:

When a colleague refers to their SO as “partner” in the office

killing two birds with one stone is easy, small birds big stone. THANK U FAMILY GUY

FIESTA SALSA QUINCEAÑERA!!!

im gonna start wearing eyeliner

'How are you?'

'That's a loaded question.'

Overheard In Makati

when beomgyu finally found someone crazier than him even HE was scared 😭😭😭

how it feels trying to find your uber outside after the club

Which kind dog is this? I can’t believe this.

Zubat use supersonic

Nobody:

The girls on Americas Next Top Model:

pambansang kumpas talaga’ng hampas 😭

anona the one time i do my laundry tapos di aaraw eh ilang araw na akong nasusunog dito sa bahay

fuck my life (cute ver.)

“Can i use the toilet'

Normal teachers: Yes.
French teachers: Look between Q and R on your keyboard.

“you came.” “sabi mo libre e”

waking up and i wanna bleach my hair

so feeling that something bad is going to happen is actually called anxiety and not spidey senses

di ko matapos tapos tong pinapanuod ko nyeta