Counterpoint:

She blocked me 15 times call her daigo

Peach please give me a chance

Fat as shit Smells like shit Steals princesses Is faster than me in Mario kart Breathes fire that burns when you touch it His son pretended to be me Is spiky Lives in an evil castle Kidnaps toad Is a villain Is a turtle I hate the color green

Wolfey Glick being single is my reason for waking up in the morning

Shut up I make the rules here you’re never seeing F Zero or punch out again new Mario or Zelda game at launch only

Be like Sakurai don’t mod your Wii piracy is a sin

Me, pussy

2024 is for wolves

Gotcha shit head, easiest 60k of my life

IS THAT MOOTWO WITH A BASKETBALL ON POKEMON’S STREAM??!!

Corporations should have every right to beat up consumers for no reason

Happy pride month to Daisy and Toad

2024 is for plumbers

Super cool Mario Kart 8 fun facts A thread 🧵

I jump on da turtles

2025 is for plumbers

Mkleo Tweek Acola Spargo Miya Light Shuton Glutonny Zackray Sonix

Fortnite skin Shohei Ohtani hit his first home run of 2025 in the Tokyo Series

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