@TorpedoXan -- nothing. They're already halfway there. People are starting to notice them. They'd better hurry.

{Wipe the blood from your face and your hands; Forgive yourself if you think you can.}

I made this face 'cause I was being choked, but that don't make it unsexy. #SeductiveSunday

I'm in the mood for a little murder. Just a little. A light murder.

Valentine's. Pfft. What a cold sore of a holiday.

If this is what being on the run feels like, it fuckin' sucks.

Hey, @PsikhBlondinka. Fuck you.

I'm goin' straight to hell, Just like my mama sai-ai-aid~

TASE ME ONE MORE TIME I FUCKIN' DARE YA.

You haven't lived 'til you been tased in the ass twice in one day.

Joke's on you, HYDRA fucknuts! I actually love pain!!!

Get a load of this prick. x.com/aspiringisms/s…

Yeah, well. I'm a pretty rude guy. What can I say, I call 'em like I see 'em. x.com/aspiringisms/s…

Did somebody say threesome?

"Thanks for the light."

He needs a shave. And a good night's sleep. And like, forty ibuprofen.

Space? As in, /space/ space? Yeah. No. Count him out.

This is entirely uncalled for and, quite frankly, he is offended. x.com/liaisonisms/st…