BREAKING: (not really) but it turns out that Vic Lib Brad Battin might still be a key player in the 'Bike Boy Scandal' campaign. Battin for Victorians? As if. Dan Andrews? Now that’s his passion. 👏🏼 Here’s Brad Battin in 2023. 👇🏼

116 women killed in 14.5 months - this is what our epidemic of violence looks like. This mural was erected in Hosier Lane, Melbourne, over six hours today. It won't last long. Hosier Lane is a legal street art location and iconic for artists from across the country. It may last

Brad Battin MP You are not being honest here Brad. The bail laws were tightened again following the 2017 Burke Street attack. The current nail laws around children are subject to additional considerations given age, maturity, life circumstances and doli incapax. It’s not the same as adult bail

Did you know that Ryan Meuleman told police his visibility was obstructed by bushes? Then photos show they were hacked back after the accident! ‘‘And the bushes near the bike path which Ryan told police had partially blocked his view of the road were hacked back for safety’.

After two years of travelling for Opening Round - Collingwood is done with it. They want the load shared from 2026.

Disgusting reddit.com/r/melbourne/s/…

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COLL in 2025 have become the 9th V/AFL team to win all 4 quarters in a game against both of the reigning Grand Final sides First of the group to achieve the feat in back to back games Collingwood FC #AFLPiesSwans #AFLLionsPies

Noah Balta has escaped jail time for assault but been handed an 18-month community corrections order, given a criminal conviction + fined $3k. Must abstain from alcohol. Also hit with a 10pm-6am curfew which will no doubt be challenged due to timing of AFL games 7NEWS Melbourne

Bobby Hill will be entertaining Pies fans until the end of 2030. 🖤🤍 DETAILS | bit.ly/3S9J1vB

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Anyone know what this ridiculous business is actually distracting the AFL media from? "I'd like to report 23 missing persons and preemptively report the murder of Michael Voss," Clearly stupid but doesn’t seem to warrant the attention it’s getting.

Nick Daicos the first player with 40+ disposals & 3+ goals in an AFL game since Nick Daicos in 2022 Collingwood FC #AFLTigersPies

Three more years of DC! 🖤🤍 Our heart and soul ruck and 2024 Copeland Trophy runner up has committed to our Club for a further three years: magpi.es/CameronCommits

Breaking - Izak Rankine has been given a four-match ban for the homophobic slur delivered in the win over Collingwood. He will only be available to play in the GF should the Crows win through IF they lose the qualifying final 7NEWS Melbourne 7NEWS Adelaide 7AFL

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The grift part 587 Sarah Maloney jacky

🧵 1. Bike Boy’s private criminal prosecution of Daniel Andrews will go nowhere Allow me to explain…

Bike Boy has been hit with court action from lawyers, over an alleged $270,000 unpaid legal bills H/t Lynda French archive.md/sMqKi

Incredible Legal proceedings are on foot and the Bike Boy team are running a fcking live Q&A about the case at a local pub 🤦‍♂️😬 And people who are likely to be called as witnesses in the case are taking part in the Q&A What the actual