JUUUUUUST The Loving Foolish World is FINEEEEEEE

now now, no need to be rude madam! i am pounce leclaw, notorious and literal cat burglar! but no need to fret, i haven't stolen anyzhing today and i do not plan to.

[ pickpockets you cutely ] :3

zhat's... zhat's not what a cat burglar is. zhe joke is zhat im a cat AND a burglar. a cat burglar is a burglar who enters buildings by climbing zhem. and as for what im doing here? what, am i not allowed to talk to people?

oh, you don't like my attitude? [ she smugly smiles and shrugs. ] zhat's too bad. and if you zhink I'M strange... well, zhere's a LOT more strangeness where i come form. one of my friends and exes is a walking, talking, flying radish who's zhe mayor of a town.

Tapping her on the back while invisible. She's decided to mess with her a little out of boredom.

Oh, it will. She starts poking her back instead. Again, still invisible.

"haha, how adorable!" continuing the scritchies. "...is zhis weird? like, a cat petting anozher cat?"

Slowly and awkwardly turning visible, shrugging and smugly smiling at the camera. "You caught me, little guy. Rambley, was it? Your face is plastered all OVER zhis park!" ...It's a human-sized cartoony cat in a burglar's outfit???

"Look at me, raccoon. I'm in a burglar's outfit. Take a WILD guess on what I'm trying to do in zhis broken down place."

"I mean, yeah? Didn't even expect zhe tech here to be still active! Well, zhanks for letting me spot somezhing to steal!" Grabbing the screen Rambley's on and trying to pull it out of the wall?? "I'm taking YOU home!"

A chuckle as she turns to the other TV. "No, I didn't. Just wanted to see what you would do. You're a clever one, aren't you?"

"Zhings? What zhings? I don't have anyzhing on me except zhe clozhes on my back! I haven't even taken anyzhing... yet." Pounce whistles, as if calling someone... that someone doesn't answer. "Merde, I left Katrina at home!"

"Really? Now zhat I'm interested in your park and how zhey made YOU function, you don't want to ramble on about zhe park and give me a tour? Some tour guide YOU'RE suppsoed to be!"

"Isn't zhe skunk mascot here a criminal? She certainly LOOKS zhe part... was was zheir name? Salem, right?"

"...Pounce. Zhat's my name. Not like you care, but I'm just zhrowing zhat out zhere."

"Alright, alright, I'll leave. You're no more fun, anyway... No WONDER zhis park failed, you're such a downer! Cheer up, Rambley!" She turns invisible again, giggling as she runs off. ...She took a Salem plush and a Rambley plush with her. Damnit!