It's okay to slide in first, I don't mind

I would prefer not to drink alone!

I've watched crime shows in seven different languages. How do you not look in your backseat before you get in your car?

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I would be less polite if I didn't know you had a husband

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Can I instead of trick or treat just ask for boobs?

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As an ex coach when we lost a game, I didn't say how terrible it was, didn't blame the referees or didn't accuse the opposition of cheating. I asked myself what WE did wrong and what WE needed to do to solve the problem. Just saying

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What would be the harm in a little quid pro quo

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ppl be so proud to be bullies it’s literally weird

The best chance I have of having a kinky Friday is if something goes wrong with my back

The words for the day are, confirmation bias

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