Shoutout to my supermodel ex girlfriend for unblocking me on her stories, then ignoring my text then posting a photo of herself where she looks like a 12/10 #WomenVsDaniel

If I were Superman I’d be with the baddest IG girls

If I were in the league I’d be the biggest slut

I’ve seen enough, put him in the rafters

niggas lose a girl they never dated and be like this for MONTHS

I just love it when my ex posts her modelling photos, make the calcium lime rust drain cleaner I drink every night taste like a bottle of cab sav

I love seeing broke people get engaged and having children it’s actually hilarious

My girlfriend will never have people going “how is that dusty fuck with HER” I have solace in that obvi

They forgetting who goat is

Pointless

Like how is this real lol you’re the president

JJ Redick: Laravia, you got a huge chance as one of our best role playing scorers to have a big game tonight. We’re counting on you! Laravia:

I am Iranian. My parents were born and raised in Iran and had to leave when the Shah was overthrown and the revolution happened. What is currently happening, and has been happening in Iran for years and years is absolutely heartbreaking. Women were being killed for not covering

Nah let’s talk about ICE some more! The US couldn’t even fathom what’s happening in my country

Not a single comment from any celebrity or any friend I know! Not a single “hey man how’s it going? Is it everything okay since your country is literally getting massacred?”