"LIFE IS HELL, AND YOU NEED TO P-RANK IT." #ULTRAKILL

OWW. MY AUDIO RECEPTORS WHAT IS THAT NOISE?!! //Intellivision: 3000 meters below sea level

[How to become prime soul] ... I am NOT reading all that.

"BOUCIN' OFF THE WALLS, JUST LIKE THOSE BULLETS!"

[You find a file on the network made by Intellivision. There are 2 doodles there.] File name: [Telli + Tetra/ 2/3 Stooges]

[I HOPE YOU'RE THINKING WITH PORTALS!] //A friend got me portal 2. So we're gonna play the co-op mode :]

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I've been considering joining one of those teams as of recent. Any suggestions?

//Due to events with Pressure, Intellivision's voiceclaim will no longer be Sebastian. I will have to make a new voice, which I don't mind.

//Something seems OFF with Intellivision

Thank god I don't work for any team!

*Manichal Laughter* //CREATE IS A PAIN BUT OH BOY DO I LOVE MOUNTED TURRETS ON AIRSHIPS.

Normal people: You should pay human workers more fairly on that airship! Intellivision: /j

//Welcome to the Nessie!

//Did you know Intellivision has a sister? Well now you do!

[Welcome aboard cadets!]