I don't know what you're talking about, I'm in a monogamous relationship.
...Mostly because Saber keeps refusing my advances but that's besides the point.
"Shirou, I'm going to the gym.
W-What? No it's NOT to try and compete with her while staring longingly at her abs again WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT?!"
"Because I THOUGHT you were still at the Gym.
More likely, you sensed a disturbance in the force and ran over as fast as you could.
...You want some tea?"
I hate Luvia so much. You don't understand.
But that body is something else. Could do without the hair though. That hair style is so... I mean it was never in style.