That’s not a modified version of a lame salad…

I don't know who needs to hear this but you don’t have to give up your skinny jeans if you don’t want to. What’s in and what’s out is all a ploy to keep us all buying things until the planet is dead.

Imagine being alive in the 1800s with a cold and your doctor gives you cocaine

Jobs not paying 3x the rent so why is that a requirement 😒

i hate depression commercials, all these people have backyards and they’re still sad.

too many men are out here starting podcasts when they should be starting therapy instead

Veganism is one of the best topics to get the public engaging in philosophy

Animal agriculture does terrible things to human ethics.

Seems like a bare minimum but it’s a start.

*eats vegan burger and fries* “vegan food is so processed” *eats salad* “i want more than rabbit food” *makes elaborate meal* “vegan food is too complicated” *eats beans and rice* “vegan food is so boring” i can’t win with yall and from the bottom of my heart, i do not care.

the idea of having tattoos making it harder to get a job is so bizarre bc when i see someone with a lot of tattoos i don't think "degenerate", i think "nice, a guy who schedules lots of appointments and shows up to them on time"

I really can’t hear without subtitles

Dame is committed to Portland 😤 (via Complex Sports)

This is Walter. He always asks if he can drive. Can't believe you finally said yes. 12/10 best day ever

ppl who choose to not use the oxford comma make me SICK

Reminder: please tip #FOH employees for To-Go orders. It takes time away from our other tables, we’re still serving you, although in a quicker capacity & many of us will still have to tip out the kitchen for your meal even though you didn’t tip us. 10% for is much appreciated.