Hey Miguel Vega - this a quality green, right?

[makes note] plan a trip to Norway.

Heard on Drew Stoltz replay this morning a caller's pick for the Open was Tyrrell Hatton... I died.... 😂Tyrrell is a powder keg ready to blow at any minute and that setup is going to make him M E N T A L🤪 Should be a fun watch.

The same guy who figured out how to insert commercials in YouTube videos is probably the same guy who came up with the auto-engine off feature that can't be permanently disabled.

Sadly… yes. 😒

Holy slow play Batman.... C'mon LPGA this is a bit brutal.

Holy shit balls. What an ending to the Travelers. Wow.

It’s only a million degrees out. Why am I playing golf.

My attempt at chatting up a lady.

Great cameo Nelly Korda on Happy Gilmore! NELLYLEGION

Hey Brian Katrek... You're part of an elite group.

Damn! I shoulda done that John Maginnes

This would work on Brian Katrek for sure.

Hey FootJoy where can I get this in the states??? Different colors.

Hey SiriusXM are you done playing hide and seek with Yacht Rock? We're back to channel 311 again?

I knew the fans were going to get ugly at Bethpage. Sad and not a good look for us.

Spelling 'miscellaneous' correctly on the first attempt feels like an accomplishment.

Alice In Chains Nutshell is not long enough….

Hey Verizon when will I be able to use the phone app again? I’m sure we’re getting refunds for the down time. 🙄

Hmm… Verizon annual income is 137.5 billion. Here’s $20 bucks for our outage.