Also my credit card is totally fucked so if anyone wants to keep me out of getting my shit repossessed… ko-fi.com/mayorvander

It's cool when you read about how some new affordable synth concept hit its funding goal and pre-orders are now available, then you scroll to the bottom and see "oh, it's only 900 euros"

Chocolatiers in commercials have the most palpable DTF eyes all the time, it's weird

may actually have to make an appointment at the bank (like an adult!) to discuss consolidating ongoing debt and managing my finances less poorly (like an idiot teen!)

“Your birthright determines your death right” - Israeli Metallica

what “i saw the tv glow” haters would’ve preferred

I personally do not feel sympathy for Ellen Degeneres, or for any person with money

Found a massive playlist of like, all the good Blue Note recordings, that rocks

I like when a commercial is all soft piano and old people kissing while the VO talks about the transitivity of life on earth and the beauty of everyday moments, especially if it's a commercial for a new kind of reduced-sodium cheese product

Well it's about goddamn time!

One of the OceanGate dudes testified and acknowledged that all he really knows is the implosion 'wasn't supposed to happen,' like jesus christ dude i could have told you that

There’s a lot of people who went completely insane in recent years and it’s sad because none of them realize it, even now

I’m writing a poem about my boyfriend because I’m just that cultured and gay