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Matt R

@valley2city

Daf Yomi-completionist, Quixotic Dodgers fan

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Well that was one of the weirdest home runs I've ever seen! Portents for an interesting season? #OpeningDay #WorldChampions #ITFDB

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"Madam Speaker, Madam Vice President! No president has ever said those words from this podium. No president ever said those words and it is about time." #PresidentialAddress #JointSession #TechnicallyNotSOTU

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It looks like June 2nd gave #Israel a new President, a new Prime Minister, and a new government, the latter two with an hour to spare. Hoping for a new start to lead to a peaceful and prosperous future. m.jpost.com/israel-news/ne…

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Now we hirsute head-coverers know the fascinating truth how the follicularly-challenged keep on kippot: ABC gum and double-sided tape! #kippah #PM jta.org/2021/06/16/isr…

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I can’t find any usable jokes told by Mephiboshet son of Prince Yehonatan; he wasn’t very good at stand-up and was pretty lame.

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If I’ve done anything to offend you… I probably had a really good reason and it’s not too late for you to apologize. But seriously, I wish everyone who’s celebrating #YomKippur a meaningful fast and instant forgiveness. גמר חתימה טובה #YomKippur2021 #tshuvah #GmarChatimaTova