The problem with knowing how to Make is getting hit with an Idea but knowing you do not need another fucking pair of fingerless gloves

I need to be leashed in a Michael’s

Jellyfish is a great cat, loves to cuddle however there is one downside to snuggling her She drools A lot You cannot cuddle this kitten without your neck being soaked afterwards

“Your seasons are too long!” I’m so sorry Netflix made you believe that 8 eps was an acceptable season. I think you’re worth at least 20 eps

Every morning when Allison Bible calls

One of the most obvious but life changing things to learn as an adult is that you can make trail mix with only the nuts you like

I’m tired of TikTok trying to get me to pay an ai to show me my soulmate. If I’m gonna pay someone to make shit up and lie to me it’s gonna be an etsy witch the way god intended

Hot new question to ask your coworkers is how quickly they’d notice they were turning into a vampire

Funnybunnydoll twilight au with Jacob Ragatha, Edward Pomni, and Bella Jax wAIT NO HEAR ME OUT-

We drinking the kings juice toNIGHT

Novitero twitter reminded me that it’s been 7 years since I made the account Jesus Christ

Star Christian Borle donates $100,000,000 dollars to the LGBTQ+ community. “Let me in.” The man states.

Unfortunately I do think I would fall for a much ado about nothing

I need men on dating apps to figure out some other hobby than just going to the gym. Motherfucker I don’t believe that is the ONLY thing you do when you’re off work so either fess up about your interests or I’m getting you into knitting

Hey guys, what’s it mean when your ex keeps calling you right after sex and it’s her husband? Asking for a friend :/

I do not have a southern accent but most of my coworkers do so sometimes I will answer the phone with an accent that isn’t mine and just have to commit

Sometimes I think about the 7 episodes I outlined for Novitero s2 but never wrote So anyway

My favorite local restaurant is closing down Saturday