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Joe

@unhatched

Chronic overthinker making digital for humans @agencypmg | Be nice, get outside, tell good stories, enjoy yourself

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calendar_today11-07-2008 13:23:22

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A strange, sad series of events last night on my block. One of my elderly neighbors had a sudden medical event and passed away in his front yard. Process dictates he could not be removed from his front yard until the medical examiner "released" him. 3.5 hours later.

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Does your senator brag about his net worth in Twitter beefs with celebs and authors or is it just ours? Embarrassing. And we all know his “sacrifice” of a pay cut was to make (failed) presidential runs because he’s a power hungry coward.

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Rebrands are more than mere facelifts—they're entire identity makeovers... 💄 But in the rush of transformation, are Meta and Twitter's 'X' forgetting their origin story? 🤔 🧵...

Rebrands are more than mere facelifts—they're entire identity makeovers... 💄

But in the rush of transformation, are Meta and Twitter's 'X' forgetting their origin story? 🤔

🧵...
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You can tell someone's tenure in agency land by how they manage and respond to vendor freebies. Newbie: Cool! A hat! Novice: Bring me coffee Amateur: Bring me lunch Pro: Take me to dinner Veteran: Take me to conference Hall of Famer: Take me to Cannes

Brendan Smith (@brendantime) 's Twitter Profile Photo

An underreported moment from last night is when Dirk ripped the headset away from John Smoltz and joined the broadcast for the final out.

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This is frustrating semantics - yes, most parents support wanting the best for their child, but they've also become disenfranchised with the mismanagement of public school funds. This tries to circumnavigate the current problem, but it doesn't address it at all.

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1. Wait. 2. Do nothing. 3. Let culture do its thing without your interference. 4. Take credit internally. 5. LinkedIn post taking credit externally. 6. Conference keynote about your success. 7. Accept new role or launch consultancy. 8. Grift on.

1. Wait.
2. Do nothing.
3. Let culture do its thing without your interference.
4. Take credit internally.
5. LinkedIn post taking credit externally.
6. Conference keynote about your success.
7. Accept new role or launch consultancy. 
8. Grift on.
derek walker (@dereklwalker) 's Twitter Profile Photo

For an industry that employs so many strategists, how so few agencies and holding companies have a solid strategy around who they are and what they provide is mind-boggling. "Make more money" is not a strategy.