People said I couldn't win the NBA Finals by myself, either. #germanolympicteam #unguardable

Guess we can't beat the US. They have Lebron AND D-Wade. #germanolympicteam #unguardable

Delonte told LeBron to tell his mom what's up. I don't get it. #unguardable

Lob is a bad city

This is like having your ex wife plan your birthday party #luka

Since when did Ludacris start playing for Utah? #clowningondevin

Not sure which is harder to dribble through, the Miami humidity or the Miami defense.

Seriously, you guys. Chill out. I got this.

how amazing was it that dirk, brian cardinal and ian mahini planned to all sign with the Mavs this summer !! #big3 #makingithappen

We r world champs babyyy. Absolutely amazing. Tanks to all mavs fans across the world. This one is for you guys. Flyin bak home now. Cheers

Could really go for another bottle of $80,000 champagne. Put one on ice for me, I'll have it this same time next year.

Man, LeBron's mom was all OVER Holger at the after-party last night. Embarrassing.

So LeBron won't talk to ESPN because he thinks they didn't report "The Decision" accurately. I dunno, "overhyped choker" seems accurate.

So I've been a little busy lately, what with dominating the league and crushing the Lakers and the Heat and all -- did we get Bin Laden yet?

On the latest Street Fighter, you can get Ryu to do a one legged fadeaway. Press X, Y, forward, back, down + A. #unguardable

Everyone can chill, SI called and apologized profusely. They're going to Photoshop James and Wade out of that cover shot and rerun it.

I'm a kick-ass dinner guest because if you run low on fish, loaves, or wine, I'm there, man.

Told the DPD that I'll take care of security for the parade on Thursday. Any troublemakers get a regulation-sized basketball to the throat.

Lebron, remember a couple days ago when I brought my trophy to south beach? #unguardable

Lebron reminds me of a Porsche back home on the autobahn--always looking to pass #unguardable