The less I have the happier I am.

There’s never been a better day than today.

You don’t have to have a million dollars to do nothing.

If plants could speak what would they say?

After watching the eclipse I developed super powers. I can now hear better than I can see.

Everything that ever has been always will be, and everything that ever will be always has been.

I’m already dead if you look into the future

The civil war is over why are we still paying income tax?

Meth Rangers