So amazing how I don't feel like a sack of shit when the sun is out.

Listened to AsapSCIENCE and now have to budget for hundreds of dollars worth of sunscreen because my "legs don't matter" rule may not be scientific.

If you back up on a one way, does it cancel out?

"...and the hilarious Yuhua Matthews!" 💀💀💀 @YuhuaHamasaki

Being told you look hot like a known murderer is cool right? That's not a red flag?

A straight man told me he only goes golfing so he can wear silly outfits.

It's the year of our lord 2022 and people are still surprised white t-shirts are see-through???

How do you stop strange old men from cornering you in the sauna to tell you vaccines will kill you? It is a problem and it's getting out of control.

Honestly, just ban hockey.

People will really insist that you got a haircut and not believe that you did not, like they know better than you.

When you have to take the biggest shit in a club with no bathroom doors? That's amore.

My neighbour asked for my wifi password a few years ago, and now he puts $20 in my mailbox every month. That's called passive income.

"I put it on the table" "Which table?" "Your table" "I don't have a table" "The one in the microwave room" It was on my desk in my office.

I know I can get a movie about cis people made but does someone want to help us finish this movie that’s all about us transes kickstarter.com/projects/weard…

Millenials should have never aged. Now I gotta deal with a grown woman who earnestly listens to early 2000s pop-punk singles and the Red Hot Chili Peppers every day. And other people have to deal with my grown gay ass listening to charli xcx on repeat. It's unacceptable.

If you're an adult I don't want to hear about something you saw on tiktok. Please lie to me.

Open couple (one stupid)

Wish Freddie would spend less money on advertising and more money fixing the bugs on their website, responding to patient messages, and making sure prescriptions are sent. But I guess it's cool to unnecessarily be out of meds from the company you see 30 ads for a day 💁

I'll add that Freddie has monopolized the Prep market to the extent that they are the only provider I can access it through in Sask. So when they aren't doing things properly, I can't just switch to another provider. Canada will always be jerking off monopolies 💦

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