guy sitting next to me on plane gave me his business card, told me he’s the CFO of the company and immediately opened a chess game on his phone. what.

so weird to turn 25 and feel 21. can’t relate to myself.

it's so weird to me that we have specific cravings. like ok yeah i feel like fast food but what in my body makes me know that i would prefer mcdonald's over domino's in this current moment of time. it’s so intricate for no reason.

get rly unsettled by the fact that we constantly see new faces. not in a condescending way of like “ppl look basic” but sometimes i see someone for the first time and refuse to believe i’ve never seen that combination of a face before

i’m all for tipping but sometimes emotional marketing like this really makes you lose sight of the fact that they aren’t doing this out of the goodness of their hearts but rather to maintain onus on the consumer instead of the corporation that is underpaying their employees

smart water tastes like diet dasani

do u think the push towards seeing 18 year olds as adults is part of an underlying capitalist ploy to normalize and encourage people to get a job and work asap. cuz let's be real an 18 year old is a child and if u don't think so ur either 18. or a pedo

mostly excited to have a baby so i can smell it

btw why was i soooo stressed specifically from ages 12-16 about having the New Year’s Eve of my life

just thinking about me as a 16-year old reacting to quite possibly one of the most traumatic events of my life

in disbelief. absolutely distraught. definitely cannot concentrate on work and may not be able to for the next few days or weeks. can’t even see my screen rn

just a day? for my queen? wtf. give me 10 days off i’m a mess

go to settings, go to sound & haptics, go to keyboard feedback, turn on haptic. hurry.

any particular reason mcdonald’s in toronto has michelin star pricing atm?

have absolutely nothing in common w ppl who don’t say “ping”

so glad Gilmore Girls plot picks up for the first time in its life in s7

hello?

should i start tweeting again