Yeh sex is okay but have you ever said ‘he’s scoring this’ before a free-kick in front of a room full of people and then he goes and twats it in?

arctic monkeys performing mardy bum at glastonbury (2013) exactly six years ago today. one of the most beautiful performances in glastonbury history

needing help is ok... don’t pretend you can handle it alone. humankind works better together and no one is counting

What a Champions League night that was! Our last one was in december. Yours? 🤩

happy pride month fellow humans. it is me corporation. i too am a gay (as shown by my rainbow icon). i care deeply about your cause, please purchase my products and consume my media

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Never doubted

Being parasocial has never been more sexy #Dreamhack #Forsen

Hit him again #BELSVK

im at the age where people r askin "so what u doin with ur life" n im like mate am genuinely jus here for a laff x

Yesterday I read "At some point in your childhood, you and your friends went outside to play together for the last time, and nobody knew it"

Still not better than Messi