Someone's just discovered Adrian Mole, haven't they? Dear God.

You’re in arrested development. You’re in a prison of your own making. I remain convinced that so much of anti-feminism and “anti-wokeness” is just impotent rage against the gentle suggestion that as time goes on, it’s probably a good thing if you continue to learn and grow.

Melbourne vs Sydney

I’m teaming up with Alexei Toliopoulos to do a show about ‘Margaret and David’ and censorship and a movie called Ken Park. Strictly limited seasons. Sydney shows are on in just over a week. Come!

kids don't know what it's like to walk to harvey norman (uphill both ways) to buy a prepaid internet CD to get a few precious hours on the world wide web.

Twitter, I’m not gonna sugarcoat this, I’m off to NZ next week and things are not looking good! If you know anyone in Hamilton, Palmerston North, AKL or ChCh, I’ll be forever in your debt if you can send them my way! DM me if a discount code helps! tapliveevents.com/kirsty-webeck-…

Manager: So, these barcodes should speed up inventory. Me: Sweden used them in their harbors to speed up boat check ins! Manager: Swedish boats have barcodes? Me: Yup! Huge UPCs right on the bow. Manager: Really? Me: It's how they Scandanavian. Manager: Manager: WHY?

If you reply to me in support of Elon Musk, you owe me five dollars. This is a binding legal contract.

The new Sydney Metro stations are brilliant. But some of the older city underground stations are atmospheric too and contrast railway design over the decades. Not as easily accessible, and sometimes sweaty and crowded, they can however sometimes be delightful too. Like St James:

if u fw moo deng but not adult hippos yyou are no better than leonardo dicaprio

ok, time to let The Dollop ruin a perfectly nice saturday morning for me

man this was the commute to my last office job and I still wanted to take a relaxing stroll off the fucking roof

Pls pause for these paws

reddit insists on showing me this shit and my heart breaks for these kids. baby is working two full time jobs and you're the one whose life is ruined? grow up

would love to see the same data for australia. I bet you could add a zero to that number at least

laser places should do this as a free sample. it's like 5 seconds work probably. zap zap dolphin hole. free business idea for anyone who can use it

it's my first time doing laundry. I can just throw all this straight in the dryer right?