THE HITMAN 💥 #Vikings and @HarriSmith22 have reached an agreement that keeps him with the team.

GOODNIGHT, WOLVES FANS. 😴

Frankly I don’t know why anybody of Biden or Trump’s age would *want* to be President. I’m 60 and I don’t even want to go upstairs.

This is the worst SNL cold open ever #Debates2024

So when do we just brush past nicely asking and force the Obamas to be Bidens running mate? #Debates2024

I appreciate Joe’s ability to make a list #Debates2024

It’s that time of year again! B&N is having their 25% off preorder sale until the 15th, and that includes the paperback of TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN! If you don’t have a copy, this gives you twenty-five excuses to order one now 🥰 Link: barnesandnoble.com/w/teach-the-to…

Tim Walz would make an excellent VP but also hands off my governor

🔥 MUST WATCH: Tim Walz destroys Trump in 20 seconds on White Dudes for Harris tonight: “Make that bastard wake up afterwards and know that a Black woman kicked his ass and sent him on the road.” Retweet to make Gov. Walz go viral!

Today is my 44th birthday. I celebrated a little early (yesterday) by singing an author contract, but I saved the wine drinking for today! Hope you’ve all had a lovely day, too

Sure, Walz and Vance could debate. OR they could meet privately & Vance could open up about how he's not sure why he went down such a dark path. Then, Walz could hug him, assure him everyone makes mistakes, help him drop out of the race and get his life back on track.

Imagine your high school social studies teacher becomes the vice president

.@BonIver, you made my kid Hope’s day. (Which means you made mine too.)

#writerslift on this #ThrowbackThursday so #WritingCommunity drop your works and retweet this so others can post theirs. Throughout the day I’ll like, RT your works. Mine is in the comments

After a crooked Hollywood director steals their idea for a heist movie, a crew of aspiring filmmakers plan to steal the movie and hold it ransom before its premiere amazon.com/Breaking-Tyler…

To celebrate #BannedBooksWeek I’ve purchased and am donating 100 copies of my heist novel “Breaking In” to #littlefreelibrary to build #community and promote #access to #books #writerscommunity #WritingCommmunity #WritingCommunity #writersoftwitter #writerslife #writerlift

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