they finally got him 🥹 we are free

Challengers made me realise I don’t hate polyamory as a concept I just hate when ugly people do it

if you think you are a better fit, it’s okay to break up a couple

She invented Gaslighting 😭 She really got the world feeling sad for her when she is in fact the UNFAITHFUL one.

it’s a filibuster so drake can’t legally reply

Idc ain’t no tmi with my friends I wanna see the sex tape

they lost their vape

i been a nasty girl?

if she needs another friend, i volunteer!!

twink

don’t know how they get drunk in how to get away with murder because the first thing i would do is tell everyone

dog

“All the pieces of me shattered as the crowd was chanting MORE”

it needs a chilis

me: have you seen cunty regirock with a lilipup and handbag?

boyfriend: you missed my graduation?

me: bitches was they/themmimg Down in 2020 😂
the 6 straight guys at my bfs house: ok .

look between j & l, t & u, and a & d, in your keyboard