Thomas Ashton (@twilko) 's Twitter Profile
Thomas Ashton

@twilko

a distinctly average human.

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The disappointment of men strikes again… not for me but for a friend. Honestly… a disappointing species. (I myself do not associate with them and I’ll be taking no further questions thank you)

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I stg my 13th reason is gonna be this “mum” on the train letting her toddler run an absolute RIOT around the carriage, whilst she dawdles behind at a glacial pace glued to her phone. GREAT PARENTING. Look at your child, not your phone.

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CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH THIS CHOREO GOBBLES?! And how inclusive the casting of dancers was? Like this really was correct from all angles.

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We more we share Pitchfork, the more we make it seem like their opinions are valid and carry any weight. Music is made for people, not for critics. Love MARINA and this is such a renaissance for her. Queen shit.

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I’m facing chemo for breast cancer, & in a recent IG post, I asked for ANY positives about chemo. Cancer survivors understood the assignment & DM’d me in their hundreds. I’ll share some of their positive messages soon to help others facing chemo. 💛💪🏼

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Fucking hell. That trailer itself is absolutely breathtaking as a standalone piece of art. Charli and Caroline getting the recognition they deserve. THRILLED.

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How can Taylor Swift make one of the best albums of all time in my opinion (Folklore) and follow it up with the absolute worst garbage cheap shot trash any artist has ever made in the history of music. I’m out. Respect gone. Learn to walk in some real heels love x

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Charli is 100% pissing herself having a cig and a wine with George, Matty and Gabriette. She’s fine. This did nothing but elevate Charli’s work further and I hope it will finally start the burnout of Miss midi heels swift.

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/she just ruined her credibility and we can finally admit that mediocrity makes the most money. she’s a self indulgent billionaire who still has time to be petty. I’m embarrassed for you all. You are underdeveloped just like that back arch she tried.

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Finally some accuracy coming in from the reviews. I’m shocked it even got 40 but I haven’t listened to anything past the first 18 seconds of that shit show and I don’t plan to. GARBAGE

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Thank God. I had to sit down for most of it because I didn’t realise how much mediocrity sat on either side of Folklore and Evermore. 3/10

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Boring Barbie is actually a very accurate pseudonym for Taylor Swift. Something everyone knows but no one is particularly excited by.