2022 everyone stops saying “have a safe day”

Do you want me or do u want to Be Me

wait wait wait — Dean Kissick is British?!

Do They really expect us to believe Betty White passed before the Queen?

where were U?

Literally 2

Tits are back

Plants? the poor things! Who would’ve ever thought..

Willingness to be confrontational in a conflict averse society is a super power

my aesthetic is that brief moment of dawn before the sun wakes & the sky is Grey (gray?)

People should ceremonially break into the White House every year for fun and they should serve donuts

I love rolling around my apartment and yelling

My Internet was goin so crazy last nite

The juice of 18 blueberries was spilt today.

One of the biggest cliches in scripts is when they do a close up shot of the bad guy eating bloody cuts of meat

Putin be like:

EIGHT?!

Something off about girls who work at vintage stores. So mean for no reason lol it’s not that serious queen ..?

Damn gas prices rly be pumping rn… should’ve bought the dip :/