Uni ate a whole chicken today?

just heard the new mj lenderman album came out. this does not concern me as i only listen to classical music such as bach. i will continue listening to bach as planned

Wausau Daily Herald, Wisconsin, September 12, 1933

Uni ate a whole chicken today?

probably a whole chicken

saving up to purchase the gubble ip. cant be more than like 1000 dollars

time to bring back a classic

if missouri votes no on my awesome plan to open a casino in the ozarks, im gonna get really mad. you all owe me this one. daddy needs a win

Uni ate a whole chicken today?

The San Francisco Examiner, California, October 5, 1932

oh you like martin scorsese? he told me he hates your fucking guts

THIS IS Silly Guy

Can I have another whole chicken, please? Me "Chicken boy!"

can i have another whole chicken please

Where is my chicken…?

where is my chicken

there is no reason to stay on x anymore

everyone i follow on here should follow me on rowenconry dot blueskyblah blah. it would be cool if everyone did that so i can get off twitter. im on bluesky now. if you want my funny bimonthly tweet you have to go there

and i mean everyone. let's go people. yes i'm talking to you

ok, this is my last tweet. it’s been almost 15 years since i made this account as an anime-loving teen (that era has been scrubbed). looking through my tweets, i am reminded how funny i am. goodbye and i hope el** m*** is as****inated soon. love you all rowenconry.bsky.social