Lock the doors, lower the blinds and turn on the smoke machine. Let’s have a conclave!

So David Hogg 🟧 is upset that he can't get laid?

Earlier this weekend I watched a professional pickleball player take a timeout after 2 points.

If you aren’t marching towards a voter registration table or a voting booth, I’m not impressed.

I get way too excited when I see that a movie is less than two hours long.

Just having a lovely afternoon watching Pickleballtv

Where is Trump? Why isn’t he there helping people? Does he even care???

If you are on speakerphone, I will assume the call is for everyone. I will then participate in the way that is most amusing for me.

Hey @LeaJansenPB , maybe I could be a pickleball pundit. Congrats on a great day.

I get the idea of giving all the fans a t-shirt to wear at your event. However, when the camera pans out, it looks like a cult. Maybe have more than one design.

I could not deal with the one PPA announcer this weekend. Grown Woman Dink? Ladies in Pink, Ladies in Black Every point counts (really?) Random talking about random crap during points.

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Yup.

Yup. Yup.

What the actual fuck was that call?

The real MVP of MLP? Anderson Scarpa’s shorts. Sorry, I’m not a role model.

Hey, what if we made the court look like a dirty chalkboard?

I’m new to attending pro tournaments. In the four PPA tournaments I have attended, ALW has a 25% win rate in women’s doubles.

I was once so normal…and then I met you people