𝐓𝐮𝐫𝐧-𝐨𝐧'𝐬: 𝐂𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞, 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡. 𝐓𝐮𝐫𝐧-𝐨𝐟𝐟'𝐬: 𝐓𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬, 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧: 𝟐𝟓𝟖𝟑. (2/2)

He's never had sex, but he's pretty sure a single square of 80% dark chocolate with mint filling, left to melt on one's own tongue, is better.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

He's twenty four today. TWENTY AND FOUR. And he's going to have lemon polenta cake to celebrate.

Waves the tiniest of Bi Pride flags. "Anyway, enough of that. It is not Friday yet. There are still classes at nine."

"Why is there always yelling in this house?" :|

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"My, my. There's some homos in this house." 👀

"Haha. Hilarious. I meant of the fruity nature."

Where's Charles? I don't want to talk to Americans any more—.

. . . Sips tea in English-Brazilian.

"Is that a threat, Sir?"

Raises eyebrow. Offers tea in non-American solidarity.

Everyone go have showers.

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Do not perceive him.

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