Gerard Pique is running a 7-a-side league in Spain called @kingsleague. The teams have presidents like Aguero and Casillas. This week, a current LaLiga player who wasn't allowed by his club and agent to take part played with a mask and under the name Enigma to hide his identity.

Is your football club a proper football club?

Cracking up here

I thought this was a big public company worth hundreds of millions. I don't understand this. Can someone explain? bbc.com/news/uk-englan…

Just been reminded of the time Phil Neville forgot how to count and it is absolutely glorious

Oh this is just brilliant. x.com/luciano_utd/st…

Put your hands up for Detroit

“back in the ends”

Really like Sky's new "ya fookin bellend" sound effect, should make it a permanent feature

British Ex-Footballer talks about his favourite manager

Here's where I'm currently at on the map of places to get a drink (non-club, for free) in London late (earliest closure 2am). I'll keep adding when I can be bothered to look! Up to 109. google.com/maps/d/u/0/edi…

x.com/HumansNoContex…

Your Saturday starts here 🤝

“A good league and there are many good players”

At safari park yesterday with kai. A nonkey has stole my back window wiper. Cheeky monkey.

Steven Bartlett shocked to learn doing hard things can be hard

He wouldn’t get a job at the Whittlesea Zebras. Get this absolute mess out this is club. The Chat of Jose and the coaching credibility of Steven Gerrard.