Please stop photoshopping my legs onto your body.

What a silly name

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

scooby dooby doo where are you ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱ'ᵐ ˢᵒ ˢᵒʳʳʸ

Blink 180 Doo

When the dentist asks what hurts

Customer service rep: “thank you for callin-“ Me: “hi, I’d like to be placed back on hold”

Aggies didn’t get

Today in 2006, the Texas Longhorns defeat the USC Trojans in the Rose Bowl for the BCS National Championship.

Mark your calendars now. The 2022 slate of games is set. #EatEmUpKats 📰 - bit.ly/33w1TPh 📅 - bit.ly/34MXCYz

why i just find out they call police “12” because 9+1+1

🚨 KICKOFF TIMES AT KYLE FIELD FOR THE EARLY PORTION OF THE 2022 🏈 SEASON 🚨 Game 1 - Sam Houston State #GigEm

Since I haven’t tweeted in a while

Coming 2023: the new C-USA. Who will do the best in this conference? Are there any additional teams that they should consider adding?

Crowd singing “All the Small Things” in unison. Absolute Scenes in Colorado Spittin' Chiclets

Mississippi State football coach Mike Leach died Monday night from complications related to a heart condition, the school announced. He was 61. More: es.pn/3VTe7If

Proper London holiday 🇬🇧