Kicking off the holiday with #freedomfireworks. #natswin #teddywins @ Nationals Park — Washington, D.C. instagram.com/p/p-OY5IIvjv/

my core purpose/ is to pour puss/ into the corpus/ of this poor porpoise. #slowdaytonguetwister

Is it healthy to listen to the same 5 songs on repeat for weeks straight? audiotree.tv/session/shakey…

"A bird's song is never of boredom" Come back Ira Class. I miss you. #ThatAmericaLife #parodybetterthanreality

People, this is happening tonight! I'm cooking a 4 course breakfast Boundary Road, with Slingshot Technology… instagram.com/p/sp11ZcIvv4/

watched The Trip to Italy last night, and immediately needed pasta and wine. The Red Hen was the perfect solution.

Ready to get my grind, brew, educate game on! MetroCooking DC Peregrine Espresso thyisaword #teamolkebirre @… instagram.com/p/vJPVUNovpB/

Went to Compass Coffee for a drink, got a ribbon cutting ceremony from Vincent C. Gray on the side.

All my packing is done, but still can't decide which watch to wear #lastminutedecision #watchpun #stowa #seiko

Polishing up the old resume. Removed the 'address' line so nobody knows I'm homeless #probablyshouldnttweetthis

Just got tickets for #cats in London. My prepubescent self is sooooo excited about this

You know what they say about guys with big feet... Big carbon footprint.

Hahahahah @msmariabeck clearly a HT to Viktor&Rolf. Color me impressed with your sleuthing skills!

The smell of steaming soy milk. #thingsidontmissaboutbeingabarista

I've been told everything gets better in NYC once the search for housing is done.

Seems accurate #intensestares #whatdog

Working at Irving Farm New York right next to BuzzFeed hq. Looking forward to being star struck on a daily basis. #trending

The music in this bar is like a @tjorlet competition playlist #buttrock

Loving my BuzzFeed neighbors. #everythingscomingupmilhouse #trending