might be the biggest glow down ever

Me as the waitress approaches my table with a bucket of domestics

Being a corrupt cop is probably so fun ngl

If you're playing along at home, a voice actor for a guaranteed banger new game has preemptively blocked a bunch of smelly incels who spend every day leading targeted harassment raids on game devs and gamers. They are now soiling themselves in rage and declaring the game dead.

I used to be jealous of United having Bruno just cos of how much of a G/A machine he was while we had Havertz and the likes. God actually blessed us with an even bigger G/A terrorist and unlike Salah and Bruno he’s actually a hooper and not an eye sore to watch. He changed my

"ALCS"

Chris Heck yeah bro

Caitlin is gonna be coming back with a vengeance next season

She gonna be in the lab

Might be the most ironic statement in history

He’ll be right up in the prison hall with Kobe and Karl Malone

WHAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!??!???

ESPN fires its good journalists and media personalities but pays the GDP of a small country to Pat MacAfee and Stephen A to do all their TV appearances

Happy AWFC CL elimination day

My favorite part of nondescript black athletic shorts are cooked 💔💔💔