I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on 2 pieces of wood, sliding downhill IN a piece of wood. All amazing.

God bless the students who nod at you while you lecture in class. Most of them look at you like you're a like dead fish, but there is always one, nodding along. A hero.

Nothing incites as much stress as people staring you down in the costco gas line

My dad and I were watching the UofA game… it probably took 5 years off my life but beardown

My days are really starting to feel like that one SpongeBob episode

My girl is the happiest woman on earth and I make sure of that

I’ve never met a serious Lactose intolerance person

I love this show

NEVER take this show off the air

The Onion is not playing today.

i genuinely don’t think i’ll ever recover from this like this is the best scene to hit a series in years… x.com/dittobitchh/st…

guilty pleasure movie for this weekend: Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith

No one should be able to force their beliefs on anyone’s body, that is not right. Sending love to our women.

Me on my way to engineer heat tolerant tomatoes

People will literally do a PhD instead of going to therapy

i got a compliment about my smile wooo

When someone asks me how are the first few weeks of my PhD program going:

You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf but…