No evening ITV News Meridian programme tonight, sadly, because neither Spain nor Morocco could hit a cow's arse with a banjo. I'll have the late update at 2250.

Cup and saucer vine hanging on in the frost

Most of my 2022.

The one question I have been asked repeatedly today is: was I tempted? itv.com/news/meridian/…

My thank you gift for advising a fellow Southeastern passenger how to get to her destination after the train was diverted. Travelled from South Korea for a piano lesson, which she will now mostly miss.

Mimosa in Canterbury

Was considering Harry Belafonte or the House of Pain but in the end it had to be Van Halen

So you got caught with a flat? Well how about that?

Viewer writes in bemoaning depth of snow being given in centimetres. Upsetting for baby boomers apparently.

When saying your prayers tonight, as I know you all do, remember Kate Taylor & Toby Winson who had to teach new software to the likes of myself, Kit Bradshaw @itv_sarah James Dunham 📺🎥👨🏻‍💻 Abigail Bracken JohnRyall Andrea Thomas who obviously had few questions or observations

Despite viewer demand, Kit Bradshaw can’t be in the programme more than once, so I have shamelessly taking the credit for his work.

Party atmosphere at Tilbury #windrush75

Got a lovely Brighton welcome from my colleagues in Sussex

Garden guest

"Collides"

Probably asking a little bit too late, but is dubbin still a thing?

No google. Dahlias. I want to know how to lift dahlias.

Headline of the day. I hope they were high fiving in the guardian newsroom

I'm the one on the left

Quite