I’ve met a few people that live in these warehouse share things, and let me tell you something for certain. They all absolutely stank.

7 days left untill I move out of London for the first time in my whole life. Thanks for the ride, but you can keep the 3 grand rent and £8 pints. Adios 🫡

Hardest Boozer

Me returning back to the table with the 18th round of jaegerbombs of the night

This has absolutely buckled me 😂

This is a “slam dunk north is fucking shite” fan account

Watching this England game has been an absolute waste of an evening.

Me As soon as armed with a mind gets played this weekend

Last thing 𝖇𝖊𝖙𝖍 ☾ saw before breaking her arm

Can’t believe I didn’t make it into the compilation video from back here.

To everyone who said we wouldn’t beat the Netherlands..and I mean this with my whole heart. Suck your fuckin mum you two bob cunts. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Me As soon as we touch down in Portugal on Saturday

Sir Ollie Watkins

Flying to Portugal tomorrow morning. Can’t wait to watch the finals in a nice bar with a bloke named “Turbo” from Bolton or something. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Any geezer eating paella in the Albufeira old town square just be aware it’s on sight.

Now then lads, we’re going for 5/5 tonight. Doner kebab box w/ garlic sauce from the stall at end of the road. Iron stomach, ain’t got the shits so far. We move…we move.