@gilmour_grant Welcome to Twitter. It's like a sewerage system for stray thoughts so clever people don't have to flytip drivel into thin air

@Channel4Food What's the LEAST CHRISTMASY thing I could cook for parents on the day after Boxing Day? But still amazing, obviously.

@Channel4Food Cheers! Thai curry just so happens to be my signature dish - nice to have my comfort zone skills approved by a professional!

SAVE time when meeting a person who says "you'll either love me or hate me", by always deciding to hate them. (via @hammyfry)

Deep-fried Mars Bar actually rather nice. Superior to non-batter-augmented counterpart. Well done Scotland.

Great chat with Harry Lloyd from #GameOfThrones about gold getting poured on his head. Said it's his benchmark for weirdest acting scene

I just shared a lift with a serious looking lady who called someone on her mobile and said: "Hi, this is Sue with the naughty horse."

At this moment, I can't imagine anything I'd enjoy more than harassing a buch of turkeys. youtube.com/watch?v=Q9zvgc…

#TwoWordCV Inattentive.

Today I saw a spotty teenager with a Bible, bad suit and badge saying 'Elder'. No self-respecting adventurer would accept a quest from him.

If the camerawork on Sensodyne ads is anything to go by, dentists spend their days teleporting around the office while ignoring earthquakes.

Witnessed some shockingly good card tricks from Benjamin Earl this afternoon with PuncheeMedia. I was agog with amazement. Yes, agog.

Here's a massive panorama of Tokyo where you can keep zooming in just like the ridiculous way they do on cop dramas. bit.ly/134Po2h

Alas, these 6 completely crappy board games from childhood put most off the hobby. It needn't be this way! bit.ly/12tNnkE

Found this on Harold McShiel's desk. The dog in the centre is having troubled PTSD flashbacks about other dogs.

Just found the Forbes fictional rich list. Gutted that Smaug got beaten by Scrooge McDuck. onforb.es/1hMa8qs

Fascinated by the crumbling Communist Party HQ in Bulgaria. Like something out of sci-fi. dailym.ai/19gW7ib

Much enjoyment had interviewing Sharon Rooney of Mat Fat Diary with Aissetou Griffin and @timbutcher2 today. Best show ever on E4, hands down.

Only 24 TV dramas on IMDB have scores over 9. A couple of surprises here, like Sherlock coming ahead of Sopranos. imdb.to/1fu2quK

Wish I could have seen my burglar's reaction when the jewellery boxes he found contained only my gaming dice and miniature painted Spartans