Throw the egg right on Matt Eberflus’ face! 🥚 #DallasCowboys

As I was saying … #DallasCowboys

Just to clarify … I’m cheering for Javonte Williams as my team is trash 🗑️ #FantasyFootball #DallasCowboys

🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥 Cowboys have cap room but no future if Dak’s still under center. Time to move on, find the next QB, and actually build for the future #DallasCowboys

Dodging Dak replies like … #DallasCowboys

Not sure what’s sadder: Jerry Jones chatting with Jason Garrett about the Cowboys or him bringing up Herschel Walker … who’s was traded back in 1989 🤦🏻‍♂️ #DallasCowboys

“Bad Bunny isn’t big enough to perform Super Bowl halftime” — He has had 113 songs enter the Billboard Hot 100 (as lead artist) and 15 top-10 hits on that chart. — He ranks #2 among artists in terms of lead songs that have over 1 billion streams on Spotify, and #3 for songs

Firing up the good ol’ Twitter machine just in time for A&M vs Mississippi State … Perfect timing if you ask me 🤪 #BTHOMissSt

Whoop! Finally on the board 🙌 Let’s see what else the boys cook up! #BTHOMissSt

BTW … State Fair season in Texas always hits different 🤠 Brings me back to the time I auditioned to be the voice of Big Tex … Still holding out hope that one day I’ll get to say ‘Howdy, folks!’ for real! C’mon, State Fair of Texas … Make my dream come true!!! (@1053TheFan

WHOOP!!!! Let’s go!!!! #BTHOMissSt

Time to pull away, boys!!! #BTHOMissSt

We’re heading to the Top 5, AP Top 25!! #GigEm #BTHOMissSt

FINAL: Texas A&M 31 Mississippi State 9 Alright, I’ll own it — I was wrong 😅 I thought Mark Stoops or Dan Lanning would’ve been the move, but Mike Elko’s completely flipped this program. How ’bout them Aggies … hello Top 5!!! 👊🏻 #GigEm

AP Top 25 just dropped and the Texas A&M Aggies are sittin’ pretty in the Top 5!!! 😎👍🏻 Meanwhile, Texas is out of the Top 25 😁 Last time a preseason #1 ended the year unranked? 2012 (USC) History loves a rerun 👀 #GigEm

Crazy hearing you talk about turf biting someone … pretty sure that was your dating strategy in the past 😁

🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥 Dak Prescott just dropped 4 touchdowns on a struggling Jets defense … but none of that changes the real narrative until he shows up in January, he’s still “Playoff Dak” Abundance of comments in 3…2…1… #DallasCowboys

Bro … you’re LITERALLY inches from scoring and decide to audition for America’s Dumbest Fumbles. HOLD. ON. TO. THE. BALL. 🤦‍♂️