“You can’t stare into the sun during an eclipse”

I thought about attending the Roast of Tom Brady last night, but I did not want to Roast him for a 3rd time!!

how dua lipa talk in an english accent but doesn’t sing in one??

Steph to the French fans in that 4th quarter

i have successfully lobbied for 2 individual chili days at work, next stop washington

What if I told you this man saved the Yankees season?

What if I told you one picture changed the course of a franchise forever?

RedZone airs commercials now

Can’t even tank properly

joe paternos neck gotta be strained from looking straight up while watching this game

resolved a JIRA ticket today

i hate the future my cpap app just gave me my 2024 in review like it’s spotify

peacefully getting ready incase eli isn’t in the HOF by the end of the night

all my pope knowledge comes from euro trip and i’m not sure if that’s bad

Tonight could be the end of the Tommy DeVito era 😢🥀 Thank you for everything, Cutlets🥹🇮🇹

Me when RedZone cuts for its first commercial break next week

ok this is funny especially since Dart is right

trump making Valve reverse the CS update?

New York Giants fans right now