New soundtrack idea for my funeral: a greatest hits of Grant Nisbett commentary

As unfair as that seems, thats why the rule exists. France lost a man, we lost a double world rugby player of the year #Absvsfra

If he contests, goes in the air, other player doesn’t get upeneded. You can’t run into a contest zone and not contest x.com/neemiatialata/…

This is true. But I feel like the international rules of rugby are now saying running on to it is no longer a contest for a kick. Unlugggy for the props haha x.com/neemiatialata/…

The sad thing is the older you get the more you get advertised “mature women in your area” and the more you hope the next word after “mature” is “cheese”

Germany and Japan defeated, Russia, France, and England still surviving, cant wait for the final when USA enter last minute and win the entire thing #ww2 #Worldcup2018Russia

Final mastering done. It's been a hell of a few months. Excited for you all to see what I'm up to now.

A large amount of my generations mental health problems can be attributed to the repressed emotions and feelings that resulted from following the mantra ‘Hakuna Matata’

Hey, do you know I have a new film coming out in a month?

Did Trimboli get a handy? Did Dylan do the dicks? These are the only questions that matter to me right now

The way to tell if your girlfriend has spent too much money shopping is if she tells you the price it was originally before the price she paid for it

McCartney: 'That girl is mine' Jackson: 'She's mine' McCartney: 'Oh no, no no no she's... (music stops) Wait a minute Michael, that's not a girl. It's a vulnerable boy who's been irrationally seduced by our musical abilities and star power.' (pause) Jackson: 'That girl is mine'

Proud as punch, and as humble as though I'd drunk said punch, to say I got two scriptaroonies (what I now call scripts) into the quarterfinals of the Academy Nicholls Fellowship. Which means I can now hate my own writing just a little bit less than before!! Woo!

The hardest thing about being rich is not pissing on the hanging cord of your silk dressing gown when ya pee

Now seems like about as good a time as ever to have your sex scandal come out

Updated my list of ‘Most Significant Moments During My Lifetime.’ That list now reads: 1st Covid19... 2nd September 11... 3rd The time Kealey Pearce called the teacher Mum

In this current climate we all should be using the phrase “in this current climate” more

Who’s keen to develop a daily routine of watching Breaking Bad, Sopranos, Game of Thrones and The Wire from the start, then all get on forums and chat about it as though we have no idea where they’re gonna go?

Anyone got access to the Craig Barrett Kuala Lumpur games footage? Just tryna cheer up a bunch of teenagers by showing them how we’ve been through and survived tough times before

Yeh well those cunts weren’t no saints either