I’M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND UNTIL YOU ASK ME!!

we all sad as shit this christmas aren’t we

my mental heath was tested this year like no other

Propaganda I'm not falling for:

when you’re disappointed but not surprised:

christmas is finally over

Most Pathetic shit ever.

we all need to have a serious conversation about dentists and opticians

How disgusting to sit next to somewhen just throwing their crumbs everywhere and eating stink food ma’am ew

i refuse to give birth to a baby unless i am 100% adored, loved & taken care of by the father.

SOMETIMES THE NICEST PEOPLE YOU MEET SMOKE AND DRINK, AND SOMETIMES THE MOST EVIL PEOPLE GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAYS.

If you’re still dating in your 30’s please be realistic this year. People will have kids, you won’t be their first love, people have multiple body counts, No one’s a virgin no more, you can’t change anyone, they can only compromise for you while you tolerate. Just be realistic!

NORMALIZE STILL SLEEPING WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL NO MATTER WHAT AGE U ARE

You’re a different type of piece of shit if you knowingly hurt someone’s feelings and do fuck all about it

girls wear nothing but black but their favorite color is pink

Have you ever had a bad day and it just gets worse :)

An EXPIRED friendship is NOT beef.

Unfortunately I don't do nonchalant men. Be dominant. Be clingy. Be touchy. Watch my location. Plan dates. Show up. Bring freaking flowers. BE OBSESSED.