I'd appreciate April fools media articles a lot more if the internet wasn't awash with clickbait and disinformation the other 364 days of the year. 🤔

NHS Digital: Do Nothing by June 23! (or if you do want to opt out, have a look here: medconfidential.org/how-to-opt-out/)

Things Ally McCoist has a problem with: #ENGSCO

This dog knocking in a cross in Chile has instantly become our favourite goal of all time.

Do city get piss easy draws in all the rounds of the cups because no-one will watch them either way? 🤔

Blitz Spirit!💥

Role models!

Calling all over-30s - you can now book your COVID booster! I just did it here, roll up, roll up nhs.uk/conditions/cor…

I recently went back to education and got a PhD in Virology from the University of Facebook. Delighted to work with them and share my experiences.

The subtext of this press conference is that we feel there is a need for more restrictions but we are willing neither politically nor economically to pay for them. The end.

Yes, you should watch #DontLookUp. Yes, 3/4 of the critic's responses seem like hot takes written by jaded culture workers from an alternate universe in which the planet Earth was not in the early days of its most catastrophic upheaval in 100,000s or even millions of years.

First take on #DontLookUp I've read that doesn't completely miss the point entirely

This clip of Sir Bobby reflecting on those final moments of the 1999 final is everything you would want to see and more. Such a pure person and his affection for United was unmatched.

It is extraordinary that the USA gets treated to a dismantling of the Tory party orders of magnitude better than the tame efforts anyone dares attempt here. (And no, it's not the swearing that makes the difference - it's the accuracy of the attacks.)

England goes Ollie Watkins crazy after his dramatic Euro 2024 semi-final winner as the Aston Villa man is made the star of new advertising campaign trib.al/kPUVvQd