Wishes he had a secretary of some sort. Organizing these papers was a nightmare. If only Matsumoto wasn't a drunkard.

" I wonder how long i can maintain this form. Couldn't hurt. "

[] Morning folks.

The Captain senses a presence... It is faint, but it has an overwhelming air of dread. Almost makes him vomit.

" I can't even enjoy tea this morning. It's unbearably noisy... "

Spots the pink haired loudmouth. " You should sleep in today, Miss Takagi. Pay me no mind. "

" How about you join me for tea then? Also, i would appreciate you not calling me /Captain Shorty/! "

[] Working on something fun. Keep an eye out. Hehe.

" No, you should call me Captain! /Just/ Captain! "

Contemplates training or paperwork? Which is more important? Hm.

" Did you happen across some tragedy? "

[] This pfp FIRE.

" Who is this....Yumi? Is she a former human too? Like your /zombies/? "

" Many fellow ice users have appeared. I'll have to evaluate them. None can match my skill with ice manipulation. I know that for certain. "

[] Wrong account. LMAO

" Ishida and Kurosaki are battling? This ought to be a sight to see. "

[] Oh, DM's are broke. Damn you Twitter.