Ima start throwing tomatoes at shitty tippers at my restaurant job

One day you’re young and wild and the next you’re into fernet

Ahh yes Instagram reels, I really was itching to see “what ___ are you” filters from total strangers

NEW ORDER - BLUE MONDAY (COVER)

Never know your next move

No actual reason behind this, but I don’t think toomgis gets enough attention

uɐı🚮 Toomgis agree

All my homies hate Chardonnay

uɐı🚮 ‘oOh lOok At me aNd My aLcohoLic butter’

Fucking Nevada, AGAIN?

In: food Out: poop

Boomers really did something when they invented the Arnold Palmer

“I’ve got that dawg in me” The dawg in question:

But have you?

I vomit in my mouth a little every time someone refers to their significant other as wifey/hubby

What an unfortunate time it would be to actually have an have an ear injury