//everyone saying blight is broken is on something bro this goofy bitch fucken sucks. Power barely works i swear to god.

//if i see one more of you fuckers bring a map offering for gideon meat plant or lery memorial institute or the silent hill school, i hope the entity throws your ass into the void. Those maps fucking suck.

I have decided his name is plum (like the fruit.)

//just played the map forgotten ruin in dbd. What the fuck were they smoking. We need an option to disable the ability to get placed in certain maps, like cross it out of the pool before queuing into a match, cuz all these indoor maps suck dick but theyre all im getting rn.

Here’s my take on michael afton as a survivor for dbd, since we’re super close to the chapter reveal.

//imma be so fr ketchup is straight ass. Nasty shit. We stan mustard in this household. Oh also bbq sauce. Its like ketchup, but somehow worse.

//just discovered the spraypaint tool in my drawing tablet. Cooking up one of my best pieces yet.

//MY SHAYLA MY POOKIE MY GOOBER

//just hit 3,000 hours on smash bros! As a no-life piranha plant main, ask me anything!

//Bro if i get ONE MORE 4 stack while im just trying to play xeno in dbd im gonna burn someone’s house down I AM PLAYING A D TIER KILLER, STOP PUTTING ME AGAINST A FULL SQUAD OF BOOGIE2988’S I BEG OF YOU BHVR!!!!

//if she gets unrestricted access to all her different kinds of fists, min min. Otherwise, jake the dog.

//the fact that i can pick xenomorph and all of a sudden not be allowed to play dead by daylight anymore is crazy. Why do all of my favorite killers have to be ass bro please 😭

I basically AM your other hand. Goober activities over here, istg…

//guys with the fnaf chapter for dbd what if we got nightmare fredbear/nightmare over oni?

//am i the only one who unironically likes the nightmare youtooz figure? I thought it looked pretty good…

//just had a blood sample taken. It was supposed to be 3 vials but they had to take a 4th because one rolled off the table. Its been an hour and a half and my arm still fucking hurts.

//ok chat this isnt a fnaf parody anymore its a skylanders parody because i already have 2 others and i wanna commit to the bit.

// Dead by Daylight Can you guys remove Midwich Elementary from the map pool or something? Like make it custom game exclusive or something similar? Because i have gotten Midwich more than half these other maps and it isn’t a very fun map for most of us killer players.

Its a shame to say it folks, but i gotta make a callout on none other than our very own jet-vac…💔 He has done something truly horrible: He bought a cybertruck! I am calling ALL skylanders AND villains to help me vandalize his car and smash his fucking knees in!